Sunday, May 06, 2012

Jimmy Fallon Blows and Sucks

"Hmm, how can I ruin comedy today?"

Jimmy Fallon. What more really needs to be said? He laughs at his own jokes, his song parodies are lame, and his "impersonations" are not that great either, since he basically just recycles quotes from movies with, at most, partial modifications. I recently rewatched SNL: The Best of Jimmy Fallon, and I can confirm that Jimmy Fallon was not funny in the least. Anytime I smiled or laughed at something, it was another character in the scene. I can't comment on what he contributed to the writing process for SNL, but I can imagine what it was like:

"Hey guys, this will be really funny, let's do this! Hahaha! I am amazingly good at trying to make fun of people that are hundreds of times more successful than I am!"

I also imagine it was soon followed by someone leaning over to another and whispering "Who the fuck let this guy on the show?"
Get used to seeing this face if you plan on watching anything with Jimmy Fallon in it.

I don't think there is a single scene on this special where Jimmy does not crack a shit-eating grin at something else going on. Even things that are not that funny, he seems to think are funny enough to break character for a shit-eating grin. His most notorious incident of this is during the famous "Behind the Scenes with Blue Oyster Cult" skit, know to most as the "More Cowbell" skit. I don't think a single line is spoke that doesn't result in him laughing in the back. What a dipshit.

The most infuriating thing about this special, is the second to last skit is a Grease Parody, that has Jimmy in the role of John Travolta. You honestly expect me to buy that this fucking goof is considered the coolest guy in the cast? Judging by everyone else there, he really is. No wonder these are considered the Dark Days of SNL. When your best talent is Jimmy Fallon, it is time to fucking call it quits. But they didn't.

I would much rather see a Late Night show with Captain Planet railing us all for polluting the planet, than to see anything Jimmy Fallon is apart of.

Now this dipshit has his own Late Night Show. I'd rather watch Jay Leno than even consider viewing 2 minutes of Jimmy's show. In fact, just to be able to say I have seen something from it, I am going to go watch some of it.

The 30 second advertisement I was forced to sit through about jewelry was much more entertaining than the minute and a half I spent watching this. It wasn't funny, it wasn't entertaining, it was ass. Granted, I am not a fan of Robert Pattinson, but you would think making fun of Edward Cullen would at least have potential for a single "HA!" but it didn't. It was a complete fucking waste of my time, just like every moment he was on SNL, just like every moment he hosts an award show, and just like every fucking minute this asshole is on the air with his Late Night show. Fuck you, Jimmy Fallon, you talentless hack.

1 comment:

  1. Well, it's about time you started logging your hilarity somewhere!

    I'm looking forward to reading more of your rants.